मैं तुमसे प्यार करता हूँ प्रिये, लेकिन तुम्हारे पास एक छोटा मुर्गा है

It's nothing personal, I promise. It's just that your cock is too small for me to get off on. I have needs and you're not meeting those needs, so why is it so wrong for me to go elsewhere?